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the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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