Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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