Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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