what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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