So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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