For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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