yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
