I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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