Me. At least after what I've been through.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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