was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
