lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
