The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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