I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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