look no pants
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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