her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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