So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We have so much sex to catch up on
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
there is puke in my bra ... again
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