did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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