i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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