pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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