I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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