Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
