Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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