apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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