Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I need to sanitize my soul.
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