There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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