ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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