But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
