I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
pop tarts are not kleenex
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Randomize
