I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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