girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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