But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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