Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
