I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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