so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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