Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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