Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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