Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
