You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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