I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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