party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
