Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I had to cum in my sink.
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