Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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