quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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