so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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