Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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