Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
