school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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