im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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