I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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