I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
