you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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